Everyone knew …
…There was no such thing as Mermaids.
Yet he was absolutely holding an injured mermaid in his arms right now. Were Pixies and dwarfs and elves real too?
What does one do with an unconscious injured Mermaid?
It would be a racing game of hide and seek with the winner either putting her in a cage or setting her free. Would she ever feel the ocean caress her scaled tail again or would she live out what was left of her life in a big metal tub?
And who knew there were giant albino alligators living under the city? Or that they farted methane?